Mrs Drew B just saw this photo on Ebay. Oh my god how annoyed would you be if you were loitering in your dressing gown, with no undercrackers on, and your other half takes a shot of their shitty bike for Ebay... then goes and uses the photo anyway!
Here's a screen grab:
And you gotta love the shouty no-breath description of the bike... pure pikey quality:
MOUNTAIN BIKE NEEDS TO GO SOME ATTENTION REQUIRED BUT WILL MAKE A NICE LITTTLE BIKE YOU ARE BIDING ON FULL COMPLETE BIKE FULL SUSPENSION ADJUSTABLE REAR GOOD BIKE BUT MOTOERBIKE NEEDS THE ROOM ASK ANY QUESTIONS NOTHING TO HIDE PICK UP ONLY PLEASE MAY BE ALBE TO DELIVER BUT WOULD NEED YOUR ADDRESS TO GET PRICE HAPPY BIDDING
Ha ha ha - that's gold.
The description is poetic. "Adjustable Rear" - I can see one that should have been adjusted out of shot. "Nothing to hide" - I hate to think!
I think I'd be pushing pretty hard for delivery...
Posted by: Paull Young | July 28, 2006 at 10:59 PM
Reminds me of that stuff a few years back about reflectoporn, e.g. the guy selling the kettle on eBay. Looking at the photo, you could see the reflection of his twig and giggleberries in it.
You can find more examples of [usually overweight] guys taking 'accidental' pictures of their tickle tackle here: http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asphttp://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/kettle.asp
Posted by: Tim | July 28, 2006 at 11:04 PM
'ask any questions'.... er, can you confirm that bare bottom has not sat on the saddle?
Posted by: MrsDrewB | July 28, 2006 at 11:06 PM
Really?? This is funny?
Posted by: DP | July 28, 2006 at 11:06 PM
Is it funny??? Yes??!
Not only the bare arse in the background... but the rubbish and oil slick in the picture.
And read the description out loud! I can''t stop laughing!
Posted by: Drew B | July 28, 2006 at 11:08 PM